UFO Trade

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AST SpaceMobile (ASTS) Might Be a UFO!

A new iPhone is being announced today and this might look like one of my previous doodles, but now my phone is so much thinner! But before I discuss why ASTS might be a UFO... What's the Word on the Street? As of me writing this, the major

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GitLab (GTLB) Might Be a UFO!

Well I couldn't resist touching that weird leaf again and now I'm even more of a Tanooki Alien! I mean Tanooki Human! After finishing the GTLB trade I placed on Thursday the very next day, I saw it was down again this morning and quickly scooped

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NVIDIA (NVDA) Might Be a UFO!

Everyone keeps talking about Nvidia's chips and when I tried them they weren't very edible, but they could be a UFO! But first... What's the Word on the Street? The August jobs report released this morning before the bell and showed a weaker-than-expected labor

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GitLab (GTLB) Might Be a UFO!

I found some weird leaf on the ground and when I touched it, I was able to glide through the air! I think it might be a UFO! What does any of that have to do with GitLab? Well I thought its logo was a fox and apparently it'

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CoreWeave (CRWV) Might Be a UFO!

It’s now September which means we’re deeper into pumpkin spice season! To celebrate I weaved a sweater to match my hat and scarf, but could it be a UFO? I’m still holding onto my previous CRWV trade that proved to be more of a falling knife, rather

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Marvell Technology (MRVL) Might Be a UFO!

I found this hammer on the ground that no one else seemed to be able to pick up. I must be really strong! But if it came from the sky, that means it might be a UFO! I actually traded this one on Friday, but it's moved down

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Keurig Dr Pepper (KDP) Might Be a UFO!

I decided to try some of this new Dr Peet Pepper I’ve been hearing about, but it doesn’t seem quite right…maybe because it's a UFO?! But before I discuss that… What’s the Word on the Street? As of me writing this, the market is

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Chipotle (CMG) Might Be a UFO!

I've gone back to Chipotle and instead of getting my normal burrito order, I decided to get it in a bowl! I'm not sure how it makes it better, but it might be a UFO! But before I discuss that... What's the Word on

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Robinhood (HOOD) Might Be a UFO!

That strange lamb I was researching yesterday mentioned a recent “big score” which was just this red hood and picnic basket. I think it might be a UFO! But first… What’s the Word on the Street? The market is mostly up today despite last night's threat from

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TeraWulf (WULF) Might Be a UFO!

After conducting research on a lamb last week, another suddenly appeared and seems slightly off… This new lamb keeps trying to get to the other one, but it’s growling and getting angry. I’ll keep them separated for now, but I’m wondering if it could be a UFO!

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Lam Research Corp (LRCX) Might Be a UFO!

I discovered this fluffy creature and I think it might be a UFO, but more research is necessary. I picked this one up yesterday, but decided it was still worth writing about today. But before that... What's the Word on the Street? It's the day we

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Applied Materials (AMAT) Might Be a UFO!

I was told that I have a mat in my belfry, so I decided to check to see if it might be a UFO! Oh wait, it’s just bats. I actually picked up AMAT a couple days ago, but it's fallen a bit further since then so

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Vertiv (VRT) Might Be a UFO!

I was practicing some vert skateboarding when I thought I might have found a UFO! But before that… What's the Word on the Street? The market is down again today. While waiting for the Federal Reserve meeting minutes from last month to release, the President called for a

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MARA Holdings (MARA) Might Be a UFO!

I was hunting UFOs when I suddenly found myself in a long foot race with a bunch of other fellow humans. But before I discuss that… What's the Word on the Street? The market was largely lower today, weighed down by tech. We're still basically in

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CAVA (CAVA) Might Be a UFO!

I always live my life by the classic Earthling saying we always learn as normal human children, “play with your food!” This food in particular may be a UFO, but first... What's the Word on the Street? As of me writing this, the main 3 indexes are largely

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AST SpaceMobile (ASTS) Might Be a UFO!

I was trying to place a call with one of these primitive earthling communication devices…I mean…space phone…and I think I might have encountered a UFO! But first… What's the Word on the Street? The market is currently mixed, with the Dow up, the S&

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On Holding (ONON) Might Be a UFO!

I'm glad I ordered these special On moon boots before the tariffs on Switzerland went to 39%! It could be a UFO, but before that... What's the Word on the Street? The PPI (Producer Price Index) report released this morning and was hotter than expected. The

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CoreWeave (CRWV) Might Be a UFO!

It's August so that means it's the official start of pumpkin spice season! I already weaved a brand new scarf and hat to celebrate, as is normal human tradition. But before I discuss why CoreWeave might be a UFO... What's the Word on the

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Salesforce (CRM) Might Be a UFO!

I found some little green creature talking backwards and I managed to take his little light stick thingy. I have a bad feeling about this… but it might be a UFO! Before we use the Salesforce… What’s the Word on the Street? The market is up today because of

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DraftKings (DKNG) Might Be a UFO!

I’m back from a weeklong break to reclaim my throne! Today I will be discussing DraftKings, but before I get to that… What’s the Word on the Street? As of me writing this, the market is mostly flat, though the Dow is solidly down. Earnings season is almost

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Palo Alto Networks (PANW) Might Be a UFO!

I was taking a trip through cyberspace when I encountered a wall made of fire! Then something about deletion in progress? I don't know, but I think it might be a UFO! As the market falls from its high, I'm trying to focus on companies that

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CleanSpark (CLSK) Might Be a UFO!

I swear I saw a yellow mouse, but before I could examine closer I ended up getting shocked. I think it could be a UFO! Today's trade is CleanSpark. I was trying to trade it recently, but had to wait until the market took a tumble for it

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Chipotle (CMG) Might Be a UFO!

These burritos are both delicious and suspicious, I think they might be a UFO! There's nothing like it on my home plan...I mean where I'm from... Today I'll be looking at Chipotle. It might be a bit of a longer term play, but

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Uber (UBER) Might Be a UFO!

Your Uber has arrived. Come on and get in, we've got UFOs to trade! But first… What's the Word on the Street? The market is down today as investors await the Fed decision tomorrow and more data like the July jobs report on Friday. Data released

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Disney (DIS) Might Be a UFO!

Wait a minute…I think that blue dog might actually be a UFO in disguise! I traded DIS recently and decided to go back for more before earnings next week. But before I get to Disney... What's the Word on the Street? The market is flat/mixed as